Shut up Sam Allardyce!

20th September 2010

A few days ago Sam "Fatty" Allardyce criticized Arsene Wenger on his "influence" over referees. That's fine. Say whatever you want fatty. But when he went on and said:

"Arsene is seen as a sophisticated Frenchman while I'm just a rugged English centre-half from the Midlands with an accent to match, but is Arsene more advanced than me in terms of coaching? Not a chance. Does he use live fitness data on his players during games? Does he study sports psychology every day? Does he use sports science to the extent that I do? I doubt it."

Sammy, please. You think you have an earpiece stuck (it's not even wireless) on your ear every game, and you have an Ipad instead of a notebook you're more advanced that Wenger? What have you done to football? What have you won? Arsene Wenger has consistently kept Arsenal at the top end of the Premier League without any major signings, losing Thierry Henry, Viera, Hleb and playing 16-19 year olds. For the transformation of the likes of Fabregas, Wilshere, Walcott from teenagers into superstars, that is advanced enough I think.


"I'm not suited to Bolton or Blackburn," he said. "I would be more suited to Inter Milan or Real Madrid. It wouldn't be a problem for me to go and manage those clubs because I would win the double or the league every time."

Sammy, just because you are jobless, broke and overweight doesn't mean that you can go around and making silly claims. Yes, now we've noticed you, thanks but still, no thanks. You think by attacking a French manager the English FA will pay attention to you? Yelling out big names like Inter or Madrid they will be impressed? If you want a job, get a better agent, and offer him some "bungs".

SHUT UP SAM ALLARDYCE! Thank you.